Important
The goals of this experiment were many, and many have already been achieved. First and foremost to improve every aspect of the world around himself. This task has been put in motion and continues to be accomplished. Secondly (having accepted the fact that nearly every product on any market must at some level either be mined, from the earth, or grown, agriculturally) to determine the most efficient method of thought by determining whether ideas are better grown as seeds, planted in a fertile environment, or mined from the depths of insanity. It is with much hindsight and regret that I can inform the reader that while there may indeed be a fine line between Genius and Insanity, the higher quality thoughts will tend to occur in a rich fertile environment. I highly recomend a "head in the clouds, feet on the ground" approach. Much otherwise useful time has been wasted in determing this as a well tested fact.
On a brighter note I have also tested The Oracle's favorite question ("Would it still have happened, if I hadn't said anything?"), the answer is that it is highly unlikely it would have happened if I hadn't said anything.
Other prophetic theories developed include the "self-fulfilling prophecy". Just come up with an idea that will benefit whomever you speak it to, and add your own details, you'll be surprised at how often this works. The obvious pitfall being the loss of a perfectly viable and good idea for the use of whatever you're trying to build. These can be crafted several ways, but you'll usually be better off to come up with a good idea and run with it yourself. Also, exercise extreme caution, if properly executed, you have determined the future of one or more individuals. The side effects range from mild deja vu, to extreme psychotic episodes. A properly engineered, self-fulfilling prophecy should include every possible method of improving as many people's lives as possible, and I very highly recomend my personal disclaimer of "sort out the good pieces and use those". I also recomend trying to minimize possible damage to yourself and others at every possible turn.
Things I may have caused include but are not limited to: Crack cocaine, The use of K9 units to find drugs, a plethora of songs and movies (I once aspired to be a Muse, or divine source of inspiration), Microsoft, The internet, the events of Sept. 11 and the Combat which followed, Some of the material used by comedians, some of electronic music and Rave culture, the electron microscope, the dodge neon (ever notice the faulty electrical systems? I pulled a joke on me, hehe), a number of laws and political policies, and last but certainly not least, the theater of life, though recently making it's final bow as a graveyard for most of my bad ideas, as was it's original intended purpose, may Rumplestiltsken rest in peace ... that's all for now, I aim to update this as well as make it more accurate at the first available opportunity, but oh yeah One person really can change the world.
Newly Updated Friday, January 16, 2004 7:12 AM
The many tricks of Knobodi Important...
"Who did this!?!?" "Umm, Knobodi..."
Other possibilities include but are not limited too...
There are several instances of the word Knobodi in lyrics that I find highly amusing, and some that I find far less than amusing...but for something to stop and think about, there's usually a good laugh in it if you take the time to look.
There's a few more, I'll try and get them up as I remember them
Warning/Disclaimer: This Bio is for my own purposes and may contain large
amounts of rhetoric and/or bullshit. Believe at your own risk!!
Born near St. Louis on June 23 1981
Sent from a world unlike anything most human minds could fathom in an entire lifetime, to bring a new perspective into the world called Earth by it's inhabitants. A prodigal child at an early age I devised a master illusion unlike any ever known in this world. The first magician ever to be able to not only witness his own illusion, but to actually design it to have maximum effect from behind his own eyes, and through his every sense.
Some of the reasons I like my pseudonym, some of them even humorous...
How else am I gonna be nobody at all, and still be Mr. Important?
example: "Who the hell do you think you are??" "Knobodi, but that's Mr. Important to you..."
Just think, if my other tricks worked I'm already everywhere, and in almost everything, so who could possibly have done all that? Knobodi...
When your girlfriend looks over at you late at night, and says "Baby, Knobodi does it better than you..." now you know who she was talkin' about...
If Knobodi is perfect and I am Knobodi then I am perfect... [If this sounds like flawed logic it isn't, as long as this statement is in an If/Then format it is alway true. 'I.e.' If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. Argue with that and you just failed the most basic test for sentient life.]
Knobodi lives forever...
Headline, the day I die: Knobodi Important died today...
When some prick feels the need to inform you that "Nobody likes/loves you." Just smile and think of me. This even works if they say "Everybody hates you."
Nobuddy Special: For when I'm really stoned and one of my friends has to say "No, buddy..." right before do something vaguely reminiscent of special ed., and cuz, hey "Marijuana: It's a Special kind of stupid."
Know Buddy Important: "Look at the tits on her!!" "Yeah, I Know."
Nobud E. Important: Thought of this one sittin around with a bean in my hand, when we couldn't find any bud anywhere.
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